- Boobs make food. Make sure there are always boobs around.
- Pooping is hard to do. Make sure you give it your all as many times as you can.
- Bouncing is awesome. Make sure to make people bounce you as much as humanly possible.
- Gas is super lame. Make sure to get rid of gas in as many funny ways as possible for maximum crowd shocking effect.
- I am adorable. Make sure to use that to my advantage.
Needless to say, I've already picked up a few tricks of my own in the few precious times I've been able to hang out with Baby Jack and his lovely mum, Katy.
|Artificial Heart II felt brooch - by hanaletters - $50 USD|
- You are growing at a ridiculous rate right now. Even if I started making your acorn cap that I promised your mum, it wouldn't fit you in a week!
- Sometimes you're just gonna cry cos you feel like it. If you ever feel like toning it down so that your mum can relax for a bit, that'd be a tremendous bonus.
- You totally don't even know how loved you are by everybody yet. One day you will and you'll start smiling on purpose!
- You got your dimples from ME! ...possibly thru osmosis.
|Mr. Pissed Off Cloud aka Mr. Tinkles - spur of the moment rear view mirror decoration|
Custom awesomeness made for iCKY the Great